Watch my new Flash animations. They are, how you say, tres cool.
If you don't watch them, I will send my army of beavers to your house where they will brutally rape your mother and eat your organs. Simultaneously.
I am here to view animations. Maybe make a few of my own... I have little to no Flash skill, although I do know a few basic tricks. Maybe someday I'll have a burst of inspiration and actually make something worth watching.